A businessman walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a voice say, “Nice tie!”
Looking around, he saw that the bar was empty, except the bartender who was all the way at the other end of the bar.
The man shrugged and was about to take a sip of his beer when the same voice said, “Nice haircut!”
The man called the bartender over. “I could be losing my mind,” he told the bartender. “I keep hearing these voices saying nice things to me, but there's no one in here but us."
“Oh, it's the peanuts,” the bartender said, pointing to a bowl of peanuts sitting on the bar.
“What?” the man asked. “The peanuts?”
“Yeah,” the bartender said. “It's the peanuts... they're complimentary.”
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